My Children Joined A Fraternity When I Wasn't Looking
For some reason, when my girls are done drinking from dixie cups, the crush them in their little fists and throw them on the floor. They then belch gloriously; sometimes it's fake, sometimes it's real. And they wrestle like maniacs.
Maybe if they behave like this now, they won't act like fraternity boys when they go off to college. We can hope!
ReplyDeleteI have two daughters (ages 9 & 8) who still think belching is hilarious.
ReplyDeleteI'm here via the NaBloPoMo Randomizer. Best of luck with your thirty days of posting!
Thanks Ladybug! Good luck to you too!
ReplyDeleteAwesome! Maybe you could show them how to smash the cups on their foreheads. . .
ReplyDeleteMegan, I think I'll let them figure that out on their own.
ReplyDeleteMy kids prefer the zoo pals. And they've also been known to haze me.
ReplyDeleteAh, yes...the hazing! Good point, Grant Miller.
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