tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11315807.post4465147526494732958..comments2023-10-29T08:58:12.172-04:00Comments on Prone to Whimsy: Yesterday, God Busted My Ass...Twice!Jenny Jenny Flanneryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07621715431584059448noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11315807.post-60626540237986142802007-05-17T11:49:00.000-04:002007-05-17T11:49:00.000-04:00There are those days when God just pees on your po...There are those days when God just pees on your potato chips, but yes, to be taken down twice is definitely a punishment for something. ;)<BR/><BR/>Hope you're allright.gennifer6https://www.blogger.com/profile/12056581384747747528noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11315807.post-51774686351541323482007-05-14T12:32:00.000-04:002007-05-14T12:32:00.000-04:00Your crimes, as you describe them, fall pretty far...Your crimes, as you describe them, fall pretty far short of the kind of hubris for which gods traditionally exact their revenge.<BR/><BR/>To me it sounds as if you were only guilty of sartorial negligence, and that crime nearly always brings its own humiliating punishments.vikkitikkitavihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01501311175482530001noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11315807.post-62860288146672648952007-05-12T18:48:00.000-04:002007-05-12T18:48:00.000-04:00I'm still laughing at the blind guy going down but...I'm still laughing at the blind guy going down but that's just me.Dalehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10769930056412752986noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11315807.post-3202003144156029052007-05-12T00:39:00.000-04:002007-05-12T00:39:00.000-04:00I am such a sucker for slapstick, and my first ins...I am such a sucker for slapstick, and my first instinct upon seeing somenoe fall is ALWAYS to laugh. If they don't get up right away or if I see blood, then I'll ask if they're ok. It's horrible of me, I know. But I'm too old to change my ways now!<BR/><BR/>I'm constantly walking into things or banging various body parts off of hard, inanimate objects so I have more than enough bruises to make up for my lack of sensitivity to others.BeckEyehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00119780316809151433noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11315807.post-56182938612492930072007-05-11T22:38:00.000-04:002007-05-11T22:38:00.000-04:00ELIZABETH: "they say cleanliness is next to Godli...ELIZABETH: "they say cleanliness is next to Godliness. No it aint! I looked it up in the dictionary!! 'GOGGLES' is next to 'Godliness'!!!"<BR/><BR/>---Gallagher<BR/>Messin With Your Head (audio)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11315807.post-79350751100485055742007-05-11T22:02:00.000-04:002007-05-11T22:02:00.000-04:00Doppiness is next to Godliness.Doppiness is next to Godliness.don'tneedtoknowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04638858946602636918noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11315807.post-89994744763746743972007-05-11T19:52:00.000-04:002007-05-11T19:52:00.000-04:00wait, wait, wait: so God (or the universe) is tel...wait, wait, wait: so God (or the universe) is telling you NOT to be proud of your accomplishments after you BUSTED YOUR (metaphorical) BALLS FOR 2 YEARS?! Does that make any sense? And the ONLY way the universe/God can communicate it's/His disapproval is to have you FALL DOWN?? <BR/><BR/>Call me a Satanist, call me an Anarchist, call me a Bleeding Heart (call me Cute As A Button), but I think that if you're feeling GOOD about your accomplishments, you SHOULD. After all, we encourage children to feel better about their accomplishments even if it's relatively simple stuff-- we should do this for ADULTS, too!! <BR/><BR/>If'n you're being a COMPLETE ASSHOLE about it, then perhaps, yeah, pride goeth before a fall (literally), but if you've broke your ass in two o'er this, then you SHOULD feel good about it.<BR/><BR/>I'm pretty sure this is all in Oolon Colluphid's 3rd book....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11315807.post-78077990261080501602007-05-11T15:59:00.000-04:002007-05-11T15:59:00.000-04:00Thanks, k.i.d. I still do feel really good about i...Thanks, k.i.d. I still do feel really good about it. <BR/><BR/>D'oh! Skyler's Dad, I've done countless things like this. <BR/><BR/>I know, Tanya! He's a hoot...Jenny Jenny Flanneryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07621715431584059448noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11315807.post-888835703017331512007-05-11T15:54:00.000-04:002007-05-11T15:54:00.000-04:00"Feeling like I was a horse trying to get into my ..."Feeling like I was a horse trying to get into my own saddle." OHMYGOD, I'm dying over here!Tanya Espanyahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15608494032531056424noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11315807.post-73389653584291235392007-05-11T15:43:00.000-04:002007-05-11T15:43:00.000-04:00Great story! I had a moment like that just a coup...Great story! I had a moment like that just a couple of days ago. A friend of my wifes brought her old kid cart over to have me put the wheels back on it, and get it ready for her to sell. <BR/><BR/>I was looking at the tires to see what the air pressure should be, and I saw 85 pounds. I thought it sounded a bit much, and she said that maybe I needed glasses.<BR/><BR/>Not me I replied, I have had Lazik!<BR/><BR/>Then I proceeded to pump up a tire until the damn thing exploded!<BR/><BR/>Upon further investigation on another, cleaner tire, the pressure should have been 35...SkylersDadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18264164502733912326noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11315807.post-43375978065893279112007-05-11T15:28:00.000-04:002007-05-11T15:28:00.000-04:00Nice! I always get fun little signs like that whe...Nice! I always get fun little signs like that when I'm feeling high and mighty.<BR/><BR/>But I think sometimes we all deserve to feel high and mighty about our accomplishments. Go ahead and and think you're awesome b/c of the master's program. You are!K.I.D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/14538132693098384335noreply@blogger.com