I was sitting on a marble bench/planter in an atrium. Neil Patrick Harris and some other people were standing there talking to me. We had just left a pub, where Neil Patrick and I discovered we had so much in common; sparks flew. And then I heard my name being called. I realized that my name was the same as the name of the mother in the show "How I Met Your Mother." It dawned on us both that my future was doomed and I was to end up with that dork, Josh.
We shook hands and held on just a little bit longer than courtesy requires. Stricken by my fate, I looked into Neil Patrick's eyes, which were rueful, wistful, and just a tiny bit sad.
That's the hottest post I've ever read.
ReplyDeleteIsn't it, though?
ReplyDeleteI one had a sex dream about Corky, the mentally challenged boy on that show I never watched. I was ashamed.
ReplyDeleteI could never get past the Doogie Howser thing. Oh well.
ReplyDeleteIsn't Neil Patrick Harris the founder of e-harmony.com?
ReplyDeleteFrank: I thought the founder of E-harmony was Don Knotts.
ReplyDeleteBO: How is it we have the same taste in men?
Raven: You're missing out. He's so much fun as an adult.
Beth: Corky was hot.
Dirty: word!