Sometimes I irritate myself. I'm such a know-it-all. I believe with the fervor of 1,000 fundamentalists that I know what's best for everyone most of the time. Fortunately for everyone, I'm usually right, but I always feel a twinge of shame when I aver the truth to some poor, unsuspecting person in need.
Sunday, September 24, 2006
Don't Hate Me Because I Know Everything
Sometimes I irritate myself. I'm such a know-it-all. I believe with the fervor of 1,000 fundamentalists that I know what's best for everyone most of the time. Fortunately for everyone, I'm usually right, but I always feel a twinge of shame when I aver the truth to some poor, unsuspecting person in need.
Dear, I love the fact that you know everything! I know it makes my life a lot easier and just think of the benefit that the kids are getting! It's WIN-WIN!
ReplyDeleteI have no idea what I'd do without you! You're a therapist and psychic rolled in to one. You don't even charge a fee!
ReplyDeleteI use to know everything until I realized I was wrong.
ReplyDeleteIs it wrong for me to think that Emma Watson is hot?
Well, thanks everyone for acknowledging and appreciating my omniscience.
ReplyDeleteAs far as Emma Watson goes, Frank: You're on your own.
You're totally right.
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