Okay, Dale, Elizabeth, etc. I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that...
For a couple of years, we had a promotion at the restaurant where if you bought a dinner for two on Valentine's Day, the lady got a pearl necklace. Being the sickos we were, there were endless jokes about the owner having to give yet another pearl necklace to a patron.
I will not go there. I will not go there.
ReplyDeleteI'm with you Dale.
ReplyDeleteI will also ignore the obvious sexual reference and just wish you a very Happy Mothers Day!
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ReplyDeleteIt's so pretty.
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Skylers Dad,
ReplyDeleteEeeeewwwww. I can assure you that idea never crossed Flannery’s mind. It didn’t occur to me either until you mentioned it.
Again, eeeeewwwww.
I thought Dale was talking about negative feelings about Mother's Day, not THAT. Sorry Dale, I guess I'm not with you.
I was just thinking pearls were kind of motherly...will someone please tell my what I'm getting at?
ReplyDeleteOOOH, YEAH!! But isn't that more of a FATHER'S day present??
ReplyDeleteAT least it gives you a chance to practice yer aim!!
Mrowlumm!!
Nevermind. Elizabeth just explained it to me.
ReplyDeleteReally, you didn't know?!
ReplyDeleteIs it wrong that I'm now laughing harder than ever?!
:)
I told you guys I was much too much of a prude!
ReplyDeleteHappy Mother's Day Flann!
ReplyDeleteAnd to you!
ReplyDeleteHope you had a great Mother's Day Flannery!
ReplyDeleteOh, man. I am so going to hell... but at least I'm in good company.
ReplyDeleteOkay, Dale, Elizabeth, etc. I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that...
ReplyDeleteFor a couple of years, we had a promotion at the restaurant where if you bought a dinner for two on Valentine's Day, the lady got a pearl necklace. Being the sickos we were, there were endless jokes about the owner having to give yet another pearl necklace to a patron.
See what you missed while you were in LA, Phil?
Oh yeah. Shelto brought me up to speed on that one.
ReplyDeleteThat's a hot pearl necklace!
ReplyDeleteHa ha ha....ok, at least everyone else is as dirty minded as me. I don't feel so bad.
ReplyDeleteHey, guys ::snicker, snicker:: it's now TUESDAY and Flannery hasn't put up new stuff since Sunday!! I bet she's gettin' a LOT of necklaces!!!
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