Wednesday, February 24, 2010

When I'm Rich and Famous

I will:
  • Partner with Lady Gaga on a PSA
  • Start a foundation and sit on the board
  • Buy an island and the appropiate modes of transportation to get there
  • Get book deals for all of you
  • Write my memoirs or a children's book
  • Testify in front of Congress on behalf of something meaningful
  • Send my kids to a school where they can play lacrosse, ski and learn Chinese
  • Fund a restaurant
  • Promote the budding circus careers of my nieces and nephew
  • Find good help (I know, it's hard)
  • Hire a personal trainer
  • Start playing racquetball with Steve Martin
  • Buy my parents Cadillacs
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7 comments:

  1. SkylersDadWednesday, February 24, 2010 3:00:00 PM

    What will your PSA be about?

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  2. AnonymousWednesday, February 24, 2010 3:11:00 PM

    One would hope the board you sit on doesn't have a nail sticking out of it.

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  3. Some GuyWednesday, February 24, 2010 3:16:00 PM

    The island one has always appealed to me. If I had that kind of money, I'd consider purchasing one.

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  4. Jenny Jenny FlanneryWednesday, February 24, 2010 5:30:00 PM

    SD: We'll bring back the "Books...check 'em out!" campaign.

    Dr: Indeed.

    SG: We'll timeshare.

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  5. Barbara BruederlinWednesday, February 24, 2010 6:00:00 PM

    Thanks for the book deal! I kinda need that.

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  6. BeckEyeWednesday, February 24, 2010 10:27:00 PM

    Will the PSA be about school-aged girls and how they should be nice to each other?

    Flan: Girls, if the student sitting next to you in class makes you mad, don't poke her face.

    Gaga: Violence is never the answer. Don't fight. Just dance.

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  7. Jenny Jenny FlanneryWednesday, February 24, 2010 11:28:00 PM

    You deserve it, Barbara.

    And Beckeye: You're hired!

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