Blimey! Can I waste time, or what!

Riley

I'm trying to figure out what happened to two hours today. I can't account for them. Maybe I was:

• In Rivendale, trying to sort out some business with a ring
• Abducted by faeries and forced to listen to ballads and drink faerie wine
• On board an alien ship trying to explain the difference between American Idol and X Factor
• Sucked into the Bermuda Triangle
• Given the opportunity to go on a trip to Paris that I wasn't allowed to remember ever
• Under the influence of a sleeping draught while someone drank a polyjuice potion to turn into me and do some mischief