My New Dream Job: Tree Climber

Actual Flannery not pictured above
( I wouldn't be caught dead in those jeans)

Tree Climber


CUSTOM Tree Inc., is looking for a dependable and motivated climber with 3-5 yrs. exp. who is capable of managing a job and a crew. Apply at blah blah blah contact information.

This would be the perfect job for me. I've had at least seven years of tree climbing experience, albeit twenty years ago, and I'd be in charge of a crew! Wow. I'd better go adjust my resume...