The Cap'n is sitting here in my garage, laughing his ass off. He might be open to some questions.
Skyler's Dad says, "Ask him when snow melts, where does the white go?"
It is reabsorbed into the great cosmos.
Chris asks, "I'm curious whether the repeated moniker-changes are the result of some sort of identity crisis."
Oh, no...I'm a helicoptor.
What else do you wan't to know?