Tuesday, June 24, 2008

I Might Be An A**hole...

Everytime I see a person I know with their arms loaded down with stuff, I am compelled to ask them, "Gotta match?" I can't explain this compunction, but I find it hilarious. Why? Victims of this joke usually sigh to themselves and offer a "har har har" kind of response. A co-worker once retorted, "Yeah, a rhino fart and your breath!" I wasn't quick enough to come back with this, which I thought up about five minutes later: "Gotta a mint, then?"

Does anyone else find this funny? Am I an a**hole?



12 comments:

  1. who carries matches anymore?? I'm not sure I get it.. (Aspie moment, you know...)

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  2. I find it hilarious because it is annoying humor - one of my favorite kinds. And no, you are not an a-hole.

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  3. You find it funny because it is funny, hilarious, as Chris said. If it ever gets old for you, you can mix it up with "say, do you know what time it is?"

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  4. I'm an asshole.

    OK, maybe not. But I'm trying really hard.

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  5. "I've got a match, your embrace and my collapse."

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  6. My favorite is "Hey, you know what I herd? ...Sheep!"

    It is much funnier when you don't see the homonym spelled out.

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  7. 3G: And with a name like mine, I say it often.

    Flannery: My favorite annoying humor is pointing and yelling "HEY!" whenever I see a truck toting hay.

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  8. When I hear a word that sounds like a name, I often interject, "Hey! I think I went to school with (her/him)."

    My favorite classmate: Anna Matapeoia.

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  9. Add this to your "Reasons I'm An Ass" List. ;)

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