Everytime I see a person I know with their arms loaded down with stuff, I am compelled to ask them, "Gotta match?" I can't explain this compunction, but I find it hilarious. Why? Victims of this joke usually sigh to themselves and offer a "har har har" kind of response. A co-worker once retorted, "Yeah, a rhino fart and your breath!" I wasn't quick enough to come back with this, which I thought up about five minutes later: "Gotta a mint, then?"
Does anyone else find this funny? Am I an a**hole?