Tuesday, June 24, 2008

I Might Be An A**hole...

Everytime I see a person I know with their arms loaded down with stuff, I am compelled to ask them, "Gotta match?" I can't explain this compunction, but I find it hilarious. Why? Victims of this joke usually sigh to themselves and offer a "har har har" kind of response. A co-worker once retorted, "Yeah, a rhino fart and your breath!" I wasn't quick enough to come back with this, which I thought up about five minutes later: "Gotta a mint, then?"

Does anyone else find this funny? Am I an a**hole?



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11 Comments:

Blogger Cap'n Ergo "XL+II" Jinglebollocks said...

who carries matches anymore?? I'm not sure I get it.. (Aspie moment, you know...)

Tuesday, June 24, 2008 2:08:00 PM

 
Blogger SkylersDad said...

"might"????

Tuesday, June 24, 2008 3:54:00 PM

 
Blogger Some Guy said...

I find it hilarious because it is annoying humor - one of my favorite kinds. And no, you are not an a-hole.

Tuesday, June 24, 2008 5:34:00 PM

 
Blogger Mix Tape Girl said...

I'm giggling profusely. Love it.

Tuesday, June 24, 2008 11:39:00 PM

 
Blogger Writeprocrastinator said...

I don't think that women can be those...

Wednesday, June 25, 2008 11:45:00 PM

 
Blogger Joe said...

You find it funny because it is funny, hilarious, as Chris said. If it ever gets old for you, you can mix it up with "say, do you know what time it is?"

Saturday, June 28, 2008 2:07:00 PM

 
Blogger Evil Genius said...

"I've got a match, your embrace and my collapse."

Sunday, June 29, 2008 9:38:00 AM

 
Blogger Evil Genius said...

My favorite is "Hey, you know what I herd? ...Sheep!"

It is much funnier when you don't see the homonym spelled out.

Sunday, June 29, 2008 9:40:00 AM

 
Blogger GETkristiLOVE said...

3G: And with a name like mine, I say it often.

Flannery: My favorite annoying humor is pointing and yelling "HEY!" whenever I see a truck toting hay.

Monday, June 30, 2008 12:32:00 AM

 
Blogger deadspot said...

When I hear a word that sounds like a name, I often interject, "Hey! I think I went to school with (her/him)."

My favorite classmate: Anna Matapeoia.

Monday, June 30, 2008 9:21:00 AM

 
Blogger gennifer6 said...

Add this to your "Reasons I'm An Ass" List. ;)

Tuesday, July 01, 2008 2:00:00 AM

 

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