Bitchy Words to Start Emails With
Offered as a public service:
- Apparently
- Whatever
- Actually
- Regarding your request/idea/submission
- Um,
- To whom it may concern
Others?
posted by Jenny Jenny Flannery at
4:38 PM
Wednesday, February 20, 2008
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11 Comments:
Nothing good has ever followed the phrase "With all due respect"...
Wednesday, February 20, 2008 5:30:00 PM
SD: Awesome catch. It is so bitchy. It's close cousin: No Offense, but...
GKL: That is a very bitchy way to start an email...
Wednesday, February 20, 2008 9:59:00 PM
how about "yo, dawg..."
Thursday, February 21, 2008 11:57:00 AM
or, "hey! Pigfucker!!"
Thursday, February 21, 2008 1:03:00 PM
I'm an "apparently" abuser.
Hot Lemon stole mine: "Listen, asshole."
If you say "I don't mean to be rude," chances are you're about to say the rudest thing ever. Or "Don't take this the wrong way, but..."
Thursday, February 21, 2008 6:27:00 PM
What about "I'm telling you this because I love you..."
Thursday, February 21, 2008 8:58:00 PM
Beckeye...you are so right.
Jeff: There's a doozie.
Saturday, February 23, 2008 12:18:00 AM
Good list! And skylersdad is dead on with the "all due respect" line--especially in the military or law enforcement, you know you're about to receive some passive aggressive bullshit when you hear that one.
I'll add:
-Evidently...
-Since you...
-Listen, ...
-Not to be rude, but...
-Hey fucko...
Tuesday, February 26, 2008 2:26:00 PM
I love those long bitchy narrative emails that begin with something like "when I arrived at work this morning, SOMEONE had..." etc.
Tuesday, February 26, 2008 7:06:00 PM
"Dear Cuntface,"
Friday, February 29, 2008 6:43:00 PM
I used every single one of those today. All to the same person and the person deserved every bitchy moment of it. So there. Ha!
Monday, March 03, 2008 6:40:00 PM
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