I turned on the news to check the weather; we've got a mother of a snowstorm coming, according to all the hysterical meteorologists. I wanted to see if they were freaked enough to call off school for tomorrow. It was only about 5:45 and the only news on was Fox News. They were reporting on a product called the "Nu-Wave Oven" and, after having been tested by a local housewife, pronounced it a "dud."
"That's some 'news'," Riley proclaimed in a bored tone, using the air quotes like the true blogger she is.
And I thought I couldn't already be more proud of her.