When I'm Rich and Famous
I will:
- Partner with Lady Gaga on a PSA
- Start a foundation and sit on the board
- Buy an island and the appropiate modes of transportation to get there
- Get book deals for all of you
- Write my memoirs or a children's book
- Testify in front of Congress on behalf of something meaningful
- Send my kids to a school where they can play lacrosse, ski and learn Chinese
- Fund a restaurant
- Promote the budding circus careers of my nieces and nephew
- Find good help (I know, it's hard)
- Hire a personal trainer
- Start playing racquetball with Steve Martin
- Buy my parents Cadillacs
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posted by Jenny Jenny Flannery at
2:00 PM
7 Comments:
What will your PSA be about?
Wednesday, February 24, 2010 3:00:00 PM
One would hope the board you sit on doesn't have a nail sticking out of it.
Wednesday, February 24, 2010 3:11:00 PM
The island one has always appealed to me. If I had that kind of money, I'd consider purchasing one.
Wednesday, February 24, 2010 3:16:00 PM
SD: We'll bring back the "Books...check 'em out!" campaign.
Dr: Indeed.
SG: We'll timeshare.
Wednesday, February 24, 2010 5:30:00 PM
Thanks for the book deal! I kinda need that.
Wednesday, February 24, 2010 6:00:00 PM
Will the PSA be about school-aged girls and how they should be nice to each other?
Flan: Girls, if the student sitting next to you in class makes you mad, don't poke her face.
Gaga: Violence is never the answer. Don't fight. Just dance.
Wednesday, February 24, 2010 10:27:00 PM
You deserve it, Barbara.
And Beckeye: You're hired!
Wednesday, February 24, 2010 11:28:00 PM
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