Monday, December 25, 2006

I Don't Think I'll Be Able To Write Anymore...

I've just spent the last two hours jamming on Guitar Hero II. I feel like a rock god. I was able to keep up with the likes of Pantera and Rage Against The Machine. However my fingers are now like noodles. If I keep up at this pace, carpal tunnel will get me and I'll have to hit the booze and start taking up with the groupies. Pretty soon I'll be in rehab.

Worship me, bitches!


  1. Raising my drink!

    Ok, so it's coffee, but give me a few hours.

  2. I'm not wooortheeee!! I'm not worrrtheeee!!

    Um... what the hell are you talking about??

  3. "You're my guitar hero!"-- Complete Control, The Clash

  4. Yes. Guitar Hero is the only way to live.

  5. Wait until you get really good, then go to Best Buy or whatever and play it there while all the little teenie boppers sit there watching you while they drool.

    At least, that's what my boyfriend and kids like to do... they like to have an audience.

  6. Phil: I know!

    Karrie: any drink will do!

    Big Orange: I knew I'd have to explain this to you.

    Johnny Yen: xoxox

    Grant Miller: I knew you'd understand.

    Amy: For now, the virtual audience is good enough for me. I played it in front of my parents and grandma last night and felt kind of silly. Besides, I have Doc; He is my Yoko.

    Maybe when the virtual glory wears off...

  7. The day after I played Guitar Hero II I bought a "learn to play guitar" book because it couldn't be that hard. Look how easily I rocked with G'n'R on the game!!

    ...I'm a fool.

  8. uh...can you like, play some Tool on that thing?

    So jealous, and so coming over to check it out. ;)