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Mel Gibson's Apocalypto is Number One at the Box Office

Thank you, Mel Gibson, for selling your soul to the devil by providing us with an hour and a half of misanthropy under the guise of historical accuracy. And thank you, America, for buying tickents to this modern day Colluseum spectacle and condoning this picture by your participation. I'm not sure I can forgive you for this. It's going to take a pretty big diamond and a spa day.