Cold Comfort: A Poem
The sun scorches my retinas
As I dig for my shades
In the vast depths of
My Fossil handbag.
I climb in the car
And start her up
I back out of the drive
Every motion disrupting my equilibrium
I try to take comfort
That there is no traffic
In the near future
But I stop and buy Kleenex
No amount of gale force
I can muster
will dislodge the obstacles
In my sinus cavities
I sit in my cube
I listen to a trainer
I read about HIPAA
I sniffle
Curses! This cold...
Why now? Why me?
The snot in my head
Blocks my brain from learning
Thank God they all think I'm stupid.
9 Comments:
I'm sure they don't think you are stupid! I'm betting they know that you have a cold and are making the best of it!
Tuesday, September 18, 2007 6:40:00 PM
Give them the poem and re-poll them.
Tuesday, September 18, 2007 7:49:00 PM
I think it's actually against HIPAA regulations to use HIPAA in a poetic context. The fines for this could be staggering.
Wednesday, September 19, 2007 12:11:00 AM
If it helps, I think you're a genius.
Or, to translate for the cold-impaired:
Ib id hebs, I dink oor a geedius.
Wednesday, September 19, 2007 9:21:00 AM
What a lovely poem. I can identify - I hate it when boogers are hung up on my nose stud and I can't blow them through.
Wednesday, September 19, 2007 11:17:00 AM
Beautiful Flannery.
"I sit in my cube
I listen to a trainer
I read about HIPAA
I sniffle"
Might I suggest changing
I read about HIPAA
I sniffle
To-
I read about HIPAA
I try to take my own life with my staple remover.
Nothing in the world is worse than listening about HIPAA.
Wednesday, September 19, 2007 11:52:00 AM
Having just gotten over a wicked rotten 3-week-long cold, may I suggest you go to bed tonight with some Robitussin nighttime formula?
I also had a bad cough with my cold, so I used the decongestant/cough suppresant/knock-me-on-my-ass-for-8-hours-please formula. Saved my life.
Wednesday, September 19, 2007 12:43:00 PM
Raven: Oh, I know they don't...they just are underestimating me at this point. Fortunately.
Dale: I'll do that.
BSUWG: Uh-oh...
Deadspot: Thag you.
GKL: Thanks and ew. I'm glad I don't have a nose ring.
SD: Hee!
Vikki: I've been taking generic, green-death formula NyQuil. Gotta love that giant fucking Q.
Wednesday, September 19, 2007 6:39:00 PM
Your site is very lovely.
I love this writing.
Cheers!
Thursday, October 04, 2007 9:36:00 PM
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