I Love My Country

It finally came, my economic stimulus check. Woo-hoo! My mother said, "Save some," my Grandma said, "Get something to remember it by." My stack of bills is saying "Pay me!" My kids are saying, "I just want one toy." Doc is saying, "I just want one beer."

Me, I'm just drunk with an extra paycheck. Too bad W can't run again...I'd vote for him just to say thanks. Yeah, I'm drunk, all right.

Isn't America awesome? Especially in comparison to other countries. In United States you stimulate the economy, in Soviet Union, economy stimulates you!

Hey...wait a minute!