Tuesday, July 08, 2008

I Love My Country


It finally came, my economic stimulus check. Woo-hoo! My mother said, "Save some," my Grandma said, "Get something to remember it by." My stack of bills is saying "Pay me!" My kids are saying, "I just want one toy." Doc is saying, "I just want one beer."
Me, I'm just drunk with an extra paycheck. Too bad W can't run again...I'd vote for him just to say thanks. Yeah, I'm drunk, all right.
Isn't America awesome? Especially in comparison to other countries. In United States you stimulate the economy, in Soviet Union, economy stimulates you!
Hey...wait a minute!

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6 Comments:

Blogger SkylersDad said...

There is a car dealer around here who is offering to triple your check if you buy from him. It's almost tempting.

Tuesday, July 08, 2008 4:55:00 PM

 
Blogger gennifer6 said...

congratulations! My $.02 would be to do a slight bit of each suggestion....or is that Communism?

Tuesday, July 08, 2008 7:20:00 PM

 
Blogger Boldly Serving Up Wheat Grass said...

A case of Guinness would be a good start.

Tuesday, July 08, 2008 11:00:00 PM

 
Blogger Cap'n Ergo "XL+II" Jinglebollocks said...

where's mine?! Where's mine?! (I thought these were due out back on May 2nd?)

Better late than never, I guess, though 1/2 of mine goes South. Hey! I can open a bank account now!!

Wednesday, July 09, 2008 1:42:00 PM

 
Blogger BeckEye said...

Mine's already gone. Mostly to bills. Sigh. I hate money. I'd love to go back to the old days of bartering.

Wednesday, July 09, 2008 5:02:00 PM

 
Blogger Doc said...

I'm with BSUWG. Can we get a keg? Please, pretty please.

Doc

Thursday, July 10, 2008 2:47:00 AM

 

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