He's A Virgin, Apparently...

Doc told me a little story about our little Lucy. You see, we have one of these little Twinky the Kid twinky storage units (pictured to the left). It's plastic and can hold one twinky. Lucy, having spotted TTK on a shelf, pointed to him and said, "I want that." So Doc reached for him and handed it over to her.

"He's a cowboy," Shawn told her.

"Cowboy hat!" she said.

"Yes, that's right!" Doc responded.

"Cowboy boots!" she pointed.

"Yes, that's right!" said Doc.

And then, after some thought, Lucy proclaimed, "He's a virgin."

Well of course he is.