Don't Hate Me Because I Know Everything
Sometimes I irritate myself. I'm such a know-it-all. I believe with the fervor of 1,000 fundamentalists that I know what's best for everyone most of the time. Fortunately for everyone, I'm usually right, but I always feel a twinge of shame when I aver the truth to some poor, unsuspecting person in need.
posted by Jenny Jenny Flannery at
2:46 PM
5 Comments:
Dear, I love the fact that you know everything! I know it makes my life a lot easier and just think of the benefit that the kids are getting! It's WIN-WIN!
Monday, September 25, 2006 12:19:00 PM
I have no idea what I'd do without you! You're a therapist and psychic rolled in to one. You don't even charge a fee!
Monday, September 25, 2006 12:59:00 PM
I use to know everything until I realized I was wrong.
Is it wrong for me to think that Emma Watson is hot?
Tuesday, September 26, 2006 10:28:00 AM
Well, thanks everyone for acknowledging and appreciating my omniscience.
As far as Emma Watson goes, Frank: You're on your own.
Tuesday, September 26, 2006 4:18:00 PM
You're totally right.
Thursday, September 28, 2006 6:03:00 PM
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