Sunday, September 24, 2006

Don't Hate Me Because I Know Everything

Sometimes I irritate myself. I'm such a know-it-all. I believe with the fervor of 1,000 fundamentalists that I know what's best for everyone most of the time. Fortunately for everyone, I'm usually right, but I always feel a twinge of shame when I aver the truth to some poor, unsuspecting person in need.

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  1. I love it when it is a female that knows everything and not my husband (because according to him he knows everything). I for one don't know very much and have poor spelling skills but I wear this badge with pride.

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  2. Dear, I love the fact that you know everything! I know it makes my life a lot easier and just think of the benefit that the kids are getting! It's WIN-WIN!

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  3. I have no idea what I'd do without you! You're a therapist and psychic rolled in to one. You don't even charge a fee!

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  4. I use to know everything until I realized I was wrong.

    Is it wrong for me to think that Emma Watson is hot?

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  5. Well, thanks everyone for acknowledging and appreciating my omniscience.

    As far as Emma Watson goes, Frank: You're on your own.

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  6. I do know everything: the other day I used the name "Sissyphus" (tho' spelled correctly) in a sentence and no one knew what the hell I wuz talking about.

    Not that THAT is so unusual in and of itself.

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