Friday, September 29, 2006

Tagged Again


Big Orange got me...


1. Would you bungee jump? – Heavens, no! Are you kidding me? Why anyone would do this is beyond me.

2. If You Could Do Anything In The World For A Living What Would It Be? – Writer, Talk Show Host, Secretary of Education.

3. Your favorite fictional animal? – Kipper the Dog



4. One person that never fails to make you laugh? – My co-worker, M. She throws her entire body into a gag and her laugh.

5. When you were twelve years old, what did you want to be when you grew up? – A teacher

6. What is the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning? – Stretch

7. Have you ever gone to therapy? – Yes

8. If you could have one super power what would it be? – Telekenisis, baby.

8. Your favorite cartoon character? – Cosmo from Fairly Odd Parents.


9. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual? – Nope, I like it. It tests one's limits.

10. Do you go to church? -- Not in years. But I always want to. Does that count?

11. What is your best childhood memory? – Learning how to ride a bike.

12. Do you own a gun? – yes, a Walther PPK

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13. Have you ever hit someone of the opposite sex?-- Yes. In the seventh grade. My bus was overcrowed and, on the way home one day, I had to stand, since there were no seats left by the time I boarded. My arms were full of stuff and things kept falling to the floor as I was tossed around on the ride. Each time I went to pick up a straying item, Brad, an 8th grade burn-out, pinched my butt. After each incident, I told him to stop it. He laughed. On the third pinch, I turned to him and said, "I said stop it!" and I slapped him right across the face. He punched me in the back. Then someone got off the bus and I sat down. He later brandished a knife in my face. Obviously, things didn't work out between us.

14. Have you ever sung in front of a large number of people?-- Yes, but not solo. Oh, wait, I've sung karaoke. One beer is all it takes, my friends.

15. What's the first thing you notice about the preferred sex?-- Posture.

16. What is your biggest mistake?-- I haven't made it yet.

17. Say something totally random about yourself.-- My favorite salad dressing is red wine vinagrette.

18. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity? No, but they tell me I look French.

19. What is the most romantic thing someone of the opposite sex has done for you. Washed my hair.

20. Do you actually read these when other people fill them out?-- yes, mostly.

I HEREBY TAG: Frank Sirmarco and Phil.

9 Comments:

Blogger Jenny Jenny Flannery said...

It is yummy, but rare. No one seems to have it anywhere.

Friday, September 29, 2006 1:26:00 PM

 
Blogger Jenny Jenny Flannery said...

Big Orange, you could be my deputy sec of ed...We'd have a blast deconstructing that nightmare!

Friday, September 29, 2006 2:19:00 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why that gun I wonder?

Friday, September 29, 2006 2:41:00 PM

 
Blogger Jenny Jenny Flannery said...

My Granpa took that gun off a German deserter at the end of World War II. It's got a tiny nazi insigna etched on one side. It's the only thing of his that I got after he passed away.

Friday, September 29, 2006 2:43:00 PM

 
Blogger don'tneedtoknow said...

You never told me about the knife wielding butt pincher. If we'd have been in school together back then, that asshole would been in trouble!

Yeah for Granpa!

Friday, September 29, 2006 6:14:00 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's a much more interesting reason. Not at all like the reason I thought.

Saturday, September 30, 2006 4:36:00 PM

 
Blogger Jenny Jenny Flannery said...

What did you think the story was, Phil?

Saturday, September 30, 2006 8:11:00 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought you were a James Bond fan as well as Star Trek.

I knew I shoulda said Telekenisis.

Monday, October 02, 2006 8:46:00 AM

 
Blogger Jenny Jenny Flannery said...

Oh, I am a James Bond fan, to be sure. I can't wait for the new one to come out. We've got most of the films on DVD.

Monday, October 02, 2006 9:02:00 AM

 

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