Drunken Post

Well, y'all, I've had two B&J's Pina Colada wine coolers plus one vodka and Italian ice. O sol o mio! I played giant Jenga and was clocked on the head by 37 foot-long two by fours. I went to turn on my iTunes and the entire library is missing execpt for my Ultimate Manilow album. Just so you know the gravity of this situation, I had 72 days of music loaded up. Fuck.

At the Copa! Copa Cabana! The hottest spot north of Havana!

I'm off to watch All Creatures Great and Small, Season Three and pray that my hair was enough to protect my brain from blunt force trauma.

And you know I can't smile without you. I can't laugh without you. If you only knew what I'm goin' through...I just can't smile, without you!!! Did you know this song would be a good song to strip to? It would! Listen to it. I know you have a copy. If you don't, ask your your mom or your mechanic if you can borrow it. Then do a striptease. It will work. I know it's a bit caberet/burlesque, but as long as Simon Cowell is not watching, it doesn't really matter, does it?

Edited to add: Hi, I'm logged on to the wrong user account on Windows. All my music is safe with my other identity!!! Huzzah!