Writing Project

Brittney Spears has been the butt of many jokes recently, as you all know. And now, attention from the media has essentially dried up for her. So, the big brains at BS Marketing Division have come up with another desparate stunt to keep her relevant:

Spears asks fans to name her new album

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I'm thinking that if we put our heads together, we could come up with an album title for her that could steer her career in the right direction. Afterall, I have no real reason to delight in her downfall, unlike other celebrities. Why not try to come up with something that would give her a credibilty boost and allow her to really become the new Madonna. I believe a good album title will guide its content someplace great. It will give Britney a direction. Let's inspire her, because, if she is making an album, which she is, we are going to have to hear it one way or another. Why not make it something meaningful instead of a shameful pile of embarassing crap.

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But in order to suggest what I'm sure will be the best album title ever, we have to pony up 25 bucks to become a member of the official fan club. I'm so excited about this venture and so convinced that our combined talents could change the fate of one fallen star, that I would be willing to post the fee if we come up with something great. And, my friends, let's try to think about what title would be best for Britney. She is a single mom with two little kids, after all. She has no one with any brains or wisdom looking out for her. She needs our help.

Here are some to get started with:

• Shake Loose The Redneck
• Supernova Black Hole
• Hoisted On My Own Spears
• Let It Be
• Irrelevant
• Let's Talk About Darfur Instead
• I Meant To Do That
• Return To The Zone

What do you think?