God Has Blessed Sanjaya Malakar OR Sanjay Malakar's Wish Has Been Granted By A Malevolent Leprechaun

Let's weigh the evidence...

1. He's famous, a household name
2. He's found a winning gimmick (see photo above)
3. He's working very hard to keep his shit together
4. People hate him
5. People love him
6. People who hate American Idol love him
7. He has become a posterboy for something, perhaps schadenfreude
8. His singing talent has abandoned him
9. It no longer makes him ill that he is still on the show
10. He has embraced his freak status and is working it
11. He may no longer have exclusive rights to his own soul (I think this is not specific to Sanjaya; it seems to happen to everyone who makes it to the finals)
12. He will be tourning the country this summer as a pop star
13. He will make tons of money
14. He's a joke, but he's also laughing
15. His popularity squeezed out Chris Sligh (This is God's blessing to us all)

Is it a result of prayer? Or is this the doing of a trickster leprechaun? What do you think?

Incidentally, He has caused over 100 different people to visit my blog daily, so I now LOVE him and have completely forgiven him for singing "Waiting on the World to Change."