Sanjaya Daydreamin'

I was just sitting here and I found myself fantasizing about what Sanjaya will do tonight. I'm not sure I even know what the theme is.

I hope that he rides in on a unicorn, wearing a Manchester United uniform with his tommy guns ablaze, singing "Yeah" by Usher.

I'll probably even vote for him.

Edited to add: I hope he wears his hair in pigtails.