Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Sanjaya Daydreamin'


I was just sitting here and I found myself fantasizing about what Sanjaya will do tonight. I'm not sure I even know what the theme is.
I hope that he rides in on a unicorn, wearing a Manchester United uniform with his tommy guns ablaze, singing "Yeah" by Usher.

I'll probably even vote for him.
Edited to add: I hope he wears his hair in pigtails.

10 comments:

  1. Isn't Jennifer Loopez the celebrity tonight? Ack, I hate this show, I hate that I can't stop watching...just think what it's doing to my growing baby...

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  2. Yes she is...but is she a theme? Or is it songs J-Lo likes?

    And don't worry about your baby; you are preparing him for the world he will face. Good for you!

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  3. Wow. I was able to get a really good visual from that description! Have you ever laughed and thrown up at the same time? It's interesting.

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  4. That's what we do here at P2W: Tickle your funny bone and poke your gag reflex!

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  5. If I watched this show, I would do as Howard Stern asks.

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  6. I WILL vote for him if he wears pigtails.

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  7. Holy shit, if he'd've done that, I would have flown to L.A and made out with him.

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  8. It would be a great crossover if he could appear on Bravo's new hair-themed show "Shear Genius".

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  9. The unicorn line is hilarous. Someone should make a video of this (with a real unicorn and in character as Sanjay) and put it on YouTube. It'd be a phenom.

    Blake

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  10. Grant Miller: I used to do everything Howard Stern told me to do, that is until he asked me to pay him to listen to him. Then I dropped him like a ton of rotting meat.

    Elizabeth: I know! Who wouldn't?

    Boob Lady: The line for that forms behind me, sister!

    Laaw-yuhr: Hey! Welcome! and Totally.

    Blake: Hey! Welcome! That would be great...anything to knock the obnoxious Sanjaya Anthem off the charts.

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