Friday, March 30, 2007

It Sucks To Be The "Before" Model

I don't know about drinking tonight, folks. Last night, I played Guitar Hero 'til about 11:30 p.m., watched 4 episodes of The Office maraton, and finally fell asleep to a History Channel show on the Dark Ages. That made it easily about 2:30 a.m. before I actually fell asleep. And what does my radio choose to wake me up with? Some song about not getting out of bed. I actually feel like I'm already drunk.

I suppose I could have turned the TV off. I probably also should have taken my sleep medication, but I had left it in the car and was too lazy to go get it. So, I'm paying for it now. Even my never-fail energy cocktail (Go Ape Energy Drink + Diet Pepsi) hasn't worked it's magic. Maybe I can paint eyeballs on my eyelids, prop myself up on my desk and fake consciousness. Too bad I don't have George's desk bed.

6 comments:

  1. Have you tried LemonApe? Lemonade + Go Ape = yum in a glass.

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  2. You and I need to have a conversation about energy drinks sometime. I had no idea anyone else had tried Go Ape. I must get more recipes like these.

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  3. I'll pretend I didn't read that you are considering NOT drinking on a Friday night.

    For shame!

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  4. Try a Bloddy Mary, I love those energy drinks.

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  5. You have no choice but to drink. The Friday goods demand it.

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