My good buddy Dale offered up this neato meme. Here's how it works:
* Put your iTunes/Winamp/WMP/Whatever on shuffle.
* Use the song title as the answer to the question.
* NO CHEATING
1. How does the world see me? Suffer Well, Depeche Mode
2. Will I have a happy life? I Will Carry You, Clay Aiken
3. What do my friends really think of me? Gone Going, Black Eyed Peas
4. Do people secretly lust after me? She Makes Me Feel So Good, Lyle Lovett
5. How can I make myself happy? I Have the Room Above Her, Mandy Patinkin
6. What should I do with my life? True Love Never Dies, Earl Scruggs w/Gary Scruggs and Travis Tritt
7. Will I ever have children? Forever Girl, National Drag
8. What is some good advice for me? E Menina (Hey Girl), Sergio Mendes
9. How will I be remembered? If I could tell you, Yanni
10. What is my signature dance song? God's Comic, Elvis Costello
11. What do I think my current theme song is? Brenda Stubbert's Reel/Metro Boys, Off Kilter
12. What does everyone else think my current theme song is? Lady, Kenny Rogers
13. What song will play at my funeral? I Know It's Over, The Smiths
14. What type of women/men do I like? Gambler, Kenny Rogers
15. What is my day going to be like? Novacane, Beck
16. Will I ever have love again? Chiquitita, Abba
17. What type of sex life do I have? It's Christmas Time All Over the World, Jackie Gleason
18. What song would be the title of my own porno movie? Ready, Cat Stevens
Why don't you give it a whirl...