Oh, Wise Shuffle...

My good buddy Dale offered up this neato meme. Here's how it works:

* Put your iTunes/Winamp/WMP/Whatever on shuffle.
* Use the song title as the answer to the question.
* NO CHEATING

1. How does the world see me? Suffer Well, Depeche Mode

2. Will I have a happy life? I Will Carry You, Clay Aiken

3. What do my friends really think of me? Gone Going, Black Eyed Peas

4. Do people secretly lust after me? She Makes Me Feel So Good, Lyle Lovett

5. How can I make myself happy? I Have the Room Above Her, Mandy Patinkin

6. What should I do with my life? True Love Never Dies, Earl Scruggs w/Gary Scruggs and Travis Tritt

7. Will I ever have children? Forever Girl, National Drag

8. What is some good advice for me? E Menina (Hey Girl), Sergio Mendes

9. How will I be remembered? If I could tell you, Yanni

10. What is my signature dance song? God's Comic, Elvis Costello

11. What do I think my current theme song is? Brenda Stubbert's Reel/Metro Boys, Off Kilter

12. What does everyone else think my current theme song is? Lady, Kenny Rogers

13. What song will play at my funeral? I Know It's Over, The Smiths

14. What type of women/men do I like? Gambler, Kenny Rogers

15. What is my day going to be like? Novacane, Beck

16. Will I ever have love again? Chiquitita, Abba

17. What type of sex life do I have? It's Christmas Time All Over the World, Jackie Gleason

18. What song would be the title of my own porno movie? Ready, Cat Stevens

Why don't you give it a whirl...