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What Your Bed Says About You

Outward appearances are a concern of yours, but not your primary concern. You try to take care of yourself and your home, but it's not an obsession. You are an organized and disciplined person. You do the right thing because you want to, not because people expect you to. You are very high maintenance. You like everything a certain way, and you're grumpy if things aren't the way you like them. In relationships, you tend to kick back and let the other person be in charge. You tend to be a dreamy, head in the clouds type of person. You think in terms of possibilities. You are a total homebody. You are happiest when you're at home.

What Does Your Bed Say About You?

I'm not sure I'm "high maintainance;" you'd have to ask Doc. Also, I'm usually in charge. Other than that, I think this is spot on.

I'm Sure You'll Find This As No Surprise...

I pinched this quiz from Johnny Yen...

My Liberal Identity:

You are a Social Justice Crusader, also known as a rights activist. You believe in equality, fairness, and preventing neo-Confederate conservative troglodytes from rolling back fifty years of civil rights gains.

Take the quiz at http://www.fightconservatives.com/Inside-the-Book/What-Breed-of-Liberal-Are-You.html

My Career Advisor Was SO Wrong About Me

You Are the Ace of Diamonds

You are a lucky person, and you always seem to find yourself surrounds by pretty, shiny things. You have a knack for success and money - though your skills can't really be learned or taught. You shine in a room, and you a have a truly sparkling personality. A true extrovert, you always are able to share a witty joke or the latest scandalous gossip. While you do have an eye for bling, you are also quite generous. A lot of wealth and luck comes your way. And you're not afraid to pass it on. A gamble you should take: Sports betting Your friends would describe you as: Captivating Your enemies would describe you as: Greedy If you lived in Vegas, you would be: A trophy wife or husband

What Playing Card Are You?

My Vampire Name

Your Vampire Name Is...

Athene of Pain

What's Your Vampire Name?

I like my Vampire name; I'm a huge fan of Athene. However I hate vampires. I don't like vampire movies, I don't like vampire stories, I won't eat Count Chocula. I pretty much hate everything about them. Here's why:

1. They are wiley coercers who prey on the innocent and unsuspecting.
2. They have no respect for the living or life
3. They are very high maintainence
4. They inspire goth types to become even more annoying
5. They don't like garlic
6. They drink blood
7. They mock people
8. They have made Anne Rice more rich and famous than she deserves to be, based on writing talent alone
9. They are smug
10. They usually speak in a ridiculous accent

I do appreciate a few things about them. They are snappy dressers and their ability to turn into mist is a very handy and totally awesome super power. But this is not enough to coax me into reading about them or watching a vampire movie, except of course for Dark Shadows.

Oh, Wise Shuffle...

My good buddy Dale offered up this neato meme. Here's how it works:

* Put your iTunes/Winamp/WMP/Whatever on shuffle.
* Use the song title as the answer to the question.
* NO CHEATING

1. How does the world see me? Suffer Well, Depeche Mode

2. Will I have a happy life? I Will Carry You, Clay Aiken

3. What do my friends really think of me? Gone Going, Black Eyed Peas

4. Do people secretly lust after me? She Makes Me Feel So Good, Lyle Lovett

5. How can I make myself happy? I Have the Room Above Her, Mandy Patinkin

6. What should I do with my life? True Love Never Dies, Earl Scruggs w/Gary Scruggs and Travis Tritt

7. Will I ever have children? Forever Girl, National Drag

8. What is some good advice for me? E Menina (Hey Girl), Sergio Mendes

9. How will I be remembered? If I could tell you, Yanni

10. What is my signature dance song? God's Comic, Elvis Costello

11. What do I think my current theme song is? Brenda Stubbert's Reel/Metro Boys, Off Kilter

12. What does everyone else think my current theme song is? Lady, Kenny Rogers

13. What song will play at my funeral? I Know It's Over, The Smiths

14. What type of women/men do I like? Gambler, Kenny Rogers

15. What is my day going to be like? Novacane, Beck

16. Will I ever have love again? Chiquitita, Abba

17. What type of sex life do I have? It's Christmas Time All Over the World, Jackie Gleason

18. What song would be the title of my own porno movie? Ready, Cat Stevens

Why don't you give it a whirl...

OK, Here's My New Geek Score

Frank thought my Geek score of 19% was a bit low and recommended I retake the quiz. I did. He was right. I hit 44% on the geekometer.

You are 44% geek

You are a geek liaison, which means you go both ways. You can hang out with normal people or you can hang out with geeks which means you often have geeks as friends and/or have a job where you have to mediate between geeks and normal people. This is an important role and one of which you should be proud. In fact, you can make a good deal of money as a translator. Normal: Tell our geek we need him to work this weekend. You [to Geek]: We need more than that, Scotty. You'll have to stay until you can squeeze more outta them engines! Geek [to You]: I'm givin' her all she's got, Captain, but we need more dilithium crystals! You [to Normal]: He wants to know if he gets overtime.

Take the Polygeek Quiz at Thudfactor.com

Part Geek

I pinched this from Frank. Try it out for a laugh!

You are 19% geek

OK, so maybe you ain't a geek. You do, at least, show a bit of interest in the world around you. Either that, or you have enough of a sense of humor to pick some of the sillier answers on the test. Regardless, you're probably a pretty nifty, well-rounded person who gets along fine with people and can chat with just about anyone without fear of looking stupid or foolish or overly concerned with minutiae. God, I hate you.

Take the Polygeek Quiz at Thudfactor.com

Is This Really Me?

I pinched this quiz from Big Orange...

You're Siddhartha!

by Hermann Hesse

You simply don't know what to believe, but you're willing to try
anything once. Western values, Eastern values, hedonism and minimalism, you've spent
some time in every camp. But you still don't have any idea what camp you belong in.
This makes you an individualist of the highest order, but also really lonely. It's
time to chill out under a tree. And realize that at least you believe in
ferries.


Take the Book Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.

Edited to add: this is more me!

You're Loosely Based!

by Storey Clayton

While most people haven't heard of you, you're a really good and
interesting person. Rather clever and witty, you crack a lot of jokes about the world
around you. You do have a serious side, however, where your interest covers the homeless
and the inequalities of society. You're good at bringing people together, but they keep
asking you what your name means.


Take the Book Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.

Personality

I pinched this from Laaw-yuhr's blog...

It looks like I need to get more organized and pay closer attention to detail.

My Personality

Neuroticism	30
Extraversion	60
Openness To Experience	79
Agreeableness	53
Conscientiousness	24

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