My Vampire Name

Your Vampire Name Is...

Athene of Pain

What's Your Vampire Name?

I like my Vampire name; I'm a huge fan of Athene. However I hate vampires. I don't like vampire movies, I don't like vampire stories, I won't eat Count Chocula. I pretty much hate everything about them. Here's why:

1. They are wiley coercers who prey on the innocent and unsuspecting.
2. They have no respect for the living or life
3. They are very high maintainence
4. They inspire goth types to become even more annoying
5. They don't like garlic
6. They drink blood
7. They mock people
8. They have made Anne Rice more rich and famous than she deserves to be, based on writing talent alone
9. They are smug
10. They usually speak in a ridiculous accent

I do appreciate a few things about them. They are snappy dressers and their ability to turn into mist is a very handy and totally awesome super power. But this is not enough to coax me into reading about them or watching a vampire movie, except of course for Dark Shadows.