Thursday, March 01, 2007

Russians: Why Don't They Read Some Guy's Blog?

Our pal Chris seems overwraught by the fact that no one from Russia has ever stopped by his site, so I'd like to help him find some topics that Russian people would find entertaining or engaging. Since I have had at least one person from Russia who may have stumbled here accidently, I believe that makes me an authority on Russian people's taste. Let's see what some of them think, shall we*?

Racism

Vadim, a 30 year old IT-Specialist, might like to discuss racism over at Some Guy's Blog. Here's a taste of what he thinks:

Flannery: "Is there a lot of racism in Russia? Do any black people live there?"


Vadim: “ No, it’s not. And racism won’t be in Russia. There are artificial attempts to spread it. Black people live, I saw.”

Perhaps there's a conspiricay theory about artifical attempts to spread racism in Russia. I bet if Chris wrote about it, Russians would read his stuff.

Americans

Maybe Russians don't visit Some Guy's Blog because they hate Americans. The South still doesn't seem to be over the Civil War, why would Russians be over the Cold War? Let's find out what Ksenya a 30 year old English teacher wants to say.

Flannery: "What do Russians think about Americans and other foreigners?"


Ksenya: “There's a big difference between Americans and other foreigners. Americans are too arrogant, too proud of themselves. They think America's great and all the rest of the world is nothing. But all the other foreigners are really good people, most of them. I'm talking about people from the West, British people, Italians, Germans. I think anybody else is really cool, really good. Americans just have a funny attitude towards the rest of the world. I don't like Americans.”

Maybe, Chris, you could tone down that "funny attitude" for the sake of Russo-American relations and that would garner you some Russian hits.

Change

Perhaps you could help to foment change in Russia. I'm sure there are a lot of things that could be improved. Just listen to Mark, a retired engineer from Vladimir.

Flannery: "If you could change one thing to make life better where you live at what would it be?"


Mark: One more oil hole. Just kidding… To be serious, I’d like to change principles of selecting people who occupy powerful and leading positions. They just take people from the middle of nowhere and raise them from dirt without any reason. Like in case with our prime-minister Fradkov. I’ve never heard about him before his arousal.

I think prime-ministerial arousal is very interesting, don't you?

In conclusion, I think Russian people should like Some Guy's Blog. I think, if Chris and the Russians put aside their preconceptions and stereotypes and dug deep, they would find they have many things in common. But don't blame yourself too much for not appealing to Russians, Chris. Russian people kind of sound like assholes to me, so no big loss.

*Interviews lifted from a here.

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8 Comments:

Blogger echo said...

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Friday, March 02, 2007 11:36:00 AM

 
Blogger echo said...

Maybe Chris needs to change the name of his blog to Dosvidanya!

Or if he really dislikes everyone:

Доброе утро, проигравшие! (Good morning, losers!)

Friday, March 02, 2007 11:38:00 AM

 
Blogger K.I.D. said...

That is hard-hitting journalism if I've ever seen it!

Nice work!

Friday, March 02, 2007 1:15:00 PM

 
Blogger Some Guy said...

Thanks for having my back, Flann! All your suggestions are duly noted.

Friday, March 02, 2007 2:05:00 PM

 
Blogger Barbara Bruederlin said...

Maybe he would arouse them if he were a trifle more prime ministerial. I know that would likely do it for most of us.

Friday, March 02, 2007 6:11:00 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

copyright be damned, I woulda been a helluva lot more impressed if I thought you went out and did the interviews yourself!! :)

Friday, March 02, 2007 8:38:00 PM

 
Blogger The Boob Lady said...

Frigging hilarious. Thank you.

Friday, March 02, 2007 10:43:00 PM

 
Blogger gennifer6 said...

That was hysterical! Nice work....

Chris should also talk about the Russian government offing dissenters; he'll make waves.

Saturday, March 03, 2007 12:17:00 AM

 

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