Labor Day Resolutions
- I promise to comment more.
- I plan on sticking it to the man.
- I will harass republican candidates tomorrow at the fair by leaving dirty napkins on their displays.
- I will spend more time with Doc, planning the revolution.
- I'll only eat the red M&M's.
- I'll make a list of the first people against the wall when the revolution comes: Mel Gibson (natch), John Mayer, Citibankers, etc.
- I'll try to grow a beard.
- I'll stop picking scabs.
- I'll consider picking up hitchikers.
- I'll let someone guest-host my blog. Maybe.
Labels: 2007 Resolutions
posted by Jenny Jenny Flannery at
12:26 AM
18 Comments:
Please be sure to have a really messy meal before you leave those napkins on the table.
Monday, September 03, 2007 8:52:00 AM
I'll grow a beard seems just a tad out of place with the rest of this list.
Monday, September 03, 2007 8:58:00 AM
I hate the Washington Mutual bankers myself.
Monday, September 03, 2007 9:58:00 AM
scabs are people, too!!
I'm with Ten re: the messy napkins-- I recommend ribs or lobster.
re: guest hosting... Ever had a dead man put shit on your blog?? Then again, I'm probably a poor choice-- it might get you SHITCANNED!!
---Big Orange
Monday, September 03, 2007 10:01:00 AM
What a great idea, the list of resolutions...It does seem as September is more fitting for this instead of January 1.
I'll have to think up my own list,too.
Monday, September 03, 2007 11:12:00 AM
The beard might be a tough one. I won't hold you to that.
Monday, September 03, 2007 11:39:00 AM
Don't pick the scabs of hitchhikers.
Monday, September 03, 2007 11:52:00 AM
You got it, ten s. I was thinking greasy french fry napkin with ketchup and vineager on it. Maybe one of my kids will puke on Ralph Regula's shoes.
SD: I was trying to think of a way to be more like Karl Marx. I don't really know much about him, except for the beard.
Phil: How about we just say "bankers"? That ought to cover it.
BO: Oh dear.
Elizabeth: I always throw in a couple of bogus resolutions that I know I can't do.
Sage advice, Grant Miller.
Monday, September 03, 2007 11:55:00 AM
If I were you, I'd resolve to spell Labour correctly or at least Canadianly or Britishly.
Monday, September 03, 2007 8:58:00 PM
That's a bit much. You should try consolidation. Like, start picking up scabby, bearded hitchhikers and let them guest blog AND write all your comments for you.
Monday, September 03, 2007 10:44:00 PM
Just FYI- My wife says the red dye in red M&Ms comes from bugs.
Tuesday, September 04, 2007 12:03:00 AM
For a long time, my email sig was "First up against the wall when the revolution fails."
Tuesday, September 04, 2007 9:23:00 AM
I actually resolved to leave less comments. You can see how well that's going.
Tuesday, September 04, 2007 11:12:00 AM
I may adopt several of these myself. But I promise to leave Doc alone.
Tuesday, September 04, 2007 5:29:00 PM
I don't know about M&M's, but the red colouring in Yoplait DOES come from bugs:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cochineal
now you know what to look for.
Meanwhile, at what point did red M&M's NOT become cancerous? About the same time Sweet N' Low stopped being cancerous, as well??
Tuesday, September 04, 2007 10:38:00 PM
Oh, gee, THIS makes me feel better:
"Red dye #40 is a different substance. It is derived chemically from coal tar and is not an animal or insect product."
Tuesday, September 04, 2007 10:40:00 PM
Red Dye #40 is also an awesome song by The Honeydogs.
Wednesday, September 05, 2007 2:20:00 AM
The bugs make my food so pretty.
Wednesday, September 05, 2007 9:32:00 AM
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