Conversations With Riley The Bureaucrat
"Mom, I need some help cleaning my room," Riley announced, clipboard in hand.
"Oh?"
"Yes, do you want to be the janitor?" she asked after consulting her list.
"Uh, no!" I said.
"How about doorman?"
"What else you got?"
"Librarian?" she said, "I've already got 'job-giver' filled..."
"Librarian it is," I said.
Labels: Red Tape Riley, Riley
posted by Jenny Jenny Flannery at
10:06 AM
11 Comments:
Who's in charge of museum light switches? :-)
Sunday, April 19, 2009 10:29:00 AM
I'm curious what the duties are for doorman.
Sunday, April 19, 2009 11:21:00 AM
She is destined for upper management!
Sunday, April 19, 2009 11:28:00 AM
I believe that's the Doc the Doorman's job, Dale.
The doorman duties include: stamping people's hand with a wiener dog stamp if they are authorized to enter and the lightswitch.
SD: Isn't she though? She later trained us each on our job duties.
Sunday, April 19, 2009 11:34:00 AM
Wait...who gives the job of job-giver in the first place?? I think my mind has just been blown.
Sunday, April 19, 2009 12:32:00 PM
Precious, precious Riley!
Tuesday, April 21, 2009 5:42:00 PM
If you have an opening for Director of Administration, please let me know and I'll send you my CV.
Wednesday, April 22, 2009 7:17:00 PM
That's me every day, Beckeye!
I'm so proud, GKL.
Vikki: You'll have to talk to Riley about that...I'll pencil you in to her calandar because I have the proper security access.
Wednesday, April 22, 2009 11:17:00 PM
Does Riley have a news letter that I can subscribe to?
Thursday, April 23, 2009 4:59:00 PM
I don't think EG needs any help! I'm worried about what he could learn from Riley.
Friday, April 24, 2009 3:12:00 PM
First off, you should be lucky that there WAS another job other than janitor-- this is a tuff economy!!
Secondly, I so totally approve of the clippy-board.
Saturday, April 25, 2009 8:02:00 AM
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