Revised 2007 New Year's Resolutions

Well, not snoozing didn't work for me. I snoozed yesterday and I snoozed today. I'm going to keep trying to quit, though. After all it will be a new week soon. However, I thought I'd better find some other resolutions where the bar is a bit lower. Here are my aspirations for the year 2007:

1. Cease dotting my i's with hearts and/or stars.



2. Stop quoting from Joel Olsteen's book, You're Best Life Now: 7 Steps to Living to Your Full Potential to all my friends and random strangers.



3. Start watching Full House religiously.



4. Shop for teddy bear sweatshirts to wear on casual Fridays.



5. Stop tucking in my sweaters.



6. Contemplate helping those less fortunate than I am.



7. Stop saying "yup."



8. Reread all of the Garfield cartoon strips from the beginning.



9. Monitor all of Mel Gibson's activities



10. Defeat Guitar Hero II on the "Hard" setting.