Family Night
Jokes:
Riley: What's the grumpiest sea creature? A crab!
Lucy: Why is the elephant standing on a marshmellow?
Us: Why?
Lucy: Because he's not going to fall in the hot chocolate!
Lucy: Riley! They laughed their pants off! Let's get aonther joke!
Riley: Here's one! Let's rehearse it...
Lucy: No!
Riley: We've gotta rehearse!
Lucy: No! Let me tell it...
Riley: What knight designed King Arthur's round table?
Us: What?
Riley: Sir-Cumference!
Lucy: It's like they laughed their pants off! Let's go get another one! First one to the computer gets to tell the joke!
Labels: A Day In The Life Of Flannery, Lucy, Riley
posted by Jenny Jenny Flannery at
7:21 PM
4 Comments:
I actually laughed at "Sir Cumference". Your children have a future in comedy :)
Thursday, January 22, 2009 7:30:00 PM
I agree with wordsX3, the last one was great!
Why did the Orange stop?
It ran out of juice.
Thursday, January 22, 2009 7:50:00 PM
that elephant joke is even better than the one I was gonna tell:
Why did the elephant paint his toenails red??
so he could hide in the strawberry patch!!
Thursday, January 22, 2009 10:17:00 PM
Classic!
Friday, January 23, 2009 9:45:00 AM
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