After Jessica Simpson Flings The Thesaurus He Gave Her At His Head...

John Mayer can use it to find words to express how regretful he feels:

• sorry


• apologetic


• remorseful


• contrite


• repentent


• conscience-stricken


• rueful


• penitent

Or how he was a big jerk...

• fool


• idiot


• rogue


• scoundrel


• dimwit


• dope


• creep


• heel

Or perhaps he can thumb through it to find ideas for less ill-advised gifts...

• diamonds


• book of poetry


• bath bombs


• flowers


• chocolate


• mazarrati


• a love song


• a spa day


• edible panties