Valentine's Day
Some people believe Valentine's Day is a "Hallmark Holiday," created to make money for the greeting card companies. To this I say: Perhaps. However, in my experience, I've found that I quite like getting a beautiful, store bought card that has a sweet sentimental message about how awesome I am and how awesome we are together. So, I have never been able to turn my nose up at the consumerism of Valentine's Day. I like it too much. I like having a sweetheart. I like being someone's sweetheart. I like getting candy or flowers or a small teddy bear with a red bow on it. I like the acknowledgement. I also like to do the same for my beloved ones. It's a perfect excuse for someone like me who has turned down her squishy sentimental side to let hopeless romanticism fly.
In the spirit of the liberation of my own personal cupid, I recommend you let a little love in your heart and spring for some sentimentality this year. Buy a card. Buy a gift. What's the matter? on't know where to start? For the most part, you can count on advertising to let you know what the most appropriate Valentine's Day gifts are. But I would like to help keep you out of the dog house. So, here is a list of things you should avoid buying as Valentine's Day gifts.
- Household appliances
- Exercise equipment
- How-to books
- Sweats
- Yarn
- Motivational tapes for dealing with emotional vampires
- Klingon Dictionary
- Wallet
- Carton of Cigarettes
- Foil
- Zip Strips
- TurboTax
- Java coding book
- Odor-Eaters
- White-Out
- 3-hole punch
- Coupon for tire rotation
- Mulch

What would you like not to receive?
Labels: Love, Valentine's Day
